Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s the Ninja Turtles! You remember, the bodacious sewer-dwelling pizza-loving heroes of your childhood! We thought it would be totally radical…
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Every “Breaking Bad” Dealer Ranked by How Comfortable You’d Be Buying Drugs From Them
“Breaking Bad,” along with “The Sopranos” and “The Wire” in the 2000s and early 2010s, defined the golden age of television, and while many have…
Every Iron Maiden Album Ranked Worst to Best
Formed on Christmas Day 1975, Iron Maiden went through several years of playing a variety of pubs, often with the regulars of said pubs forming…
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We Got in an Argument About What “Metal” Is and Said Some Really Hurtful Stuff We Can’t Take Back So Here are 25 “Metal and Metal Adjacent” Albums That Turn 25 This Year
We are all getting old, and so is metal! But what is metal? That’s a great question we’re not gonna answer. While we included plenty…
Prejudice is a uniquely human trait, but we’re not content limiting our malignant biases to just our fellow man, are we? Thanks to misinformation in…
Every Song on Ceremony’s “Rohnert Park” Ranked by How Likely We Are to Hurt Ourselves When They Play It Live
Ceremony will be playing their 2010 record “Rohnert Park” from front to back for the first and last time this Saturday at a sold out…
Life is great and all, but after 30 years or so of it, a certain apathetic malaise starts to set in. The day-to-day grind starts…
Ten Songs We’re Listening To This Week That Aren’t Nearly As Exciting As Ludacris’ Guest Spot In Usher’s Halftime Show
The Super Bowl is over, the confetti has been swept up, and you have nothing left to look forward to in this unforgiving winter. You…
The Top 20 Hard Seltzer Brands To Sneak Into A Funeral
Is there anything more boring than a funeral? You might as well get shitfaced while respectfully expressing your condolences. Thanks to your shitty genes, family…
Well, it’s Valentine’s Day again, and your so-called long-term relationship has run its course. You know it, they know it, all of your friends know…