The Kinks. Need I say more? Fronted by the original brawling British brothers, Ray and Dave Davies (sorry, Liam and Joel Gallagher!), The Kinks released…
5 Punk Bars That Have Gone Way Downhill Ever Since They Banned Me For Doing Coke in the Bathroom
By Malcolm Whitfield
There’s no doubt about it: Punk is dying. Whether it’s gentrification, mainstream exposure, or just a monumental shift in the scene, one thing is abundantly…
15 Reasons I Don’t Tell People I’m A Squirter
By The Hard Times Staff
There are a lot of reasons why I don’t tell people I’m a squirter. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but it’s not like I…
Find Out Who Is The Biggest Poser In Your State
By Dan Kozuh
Across the country, region to region, state to state, city to city, every scene is different. From the bands to the venues, everyone is has…
List of 100 Greatest Drummers Dominated By Cartoon Octopuses
By Joe Rumrill
CEDAR GROVE, N.J. — Modern Drummer magazine’s yearly list of 100 Greatest Drummers is once again comprised of over 60 percent cartoon octopuses, upsetting a…
RANKED: All 324 Jeopardy! Video Games
By Mark Roebuck
Are you as excited as we are for the newest Jeopardy! video game to come out?! In preparation for the new edition that is…
Dave Grohl Accidentally Washes List of His Current Bands Off of Palm
By Sammi Skolmoski
CHICAGO — Famed rockstar Dave Grohl was seen swearing and clutching his left palm inside the men’s bathroom at Chicago’s Allstate Arena last night after…
PHILADELPHIA — While many mark the end of another year with champagne and tipsy renditions of ‘Auld Lang Syne,’ Philadelphia punks know the year isn’t…
Jill Stein Demands Recount Of “Rolling Stone’s 50 Best Albums Of 2016”
By Jeremy Kaplowitz
LEXINGTON, Mass. — Green Party presidential nominee and former ’90s folk-rock musician Dr. Jill Stein has formally requested a recount of Rolling Stone’s 50 Best…
3 Surprising Rules Most Straight Edgers Break
By The Hard Times Staff
Ian MacKaye said long ago that straight edge is not a set of rules. So there, it’s settled, He has spoken: Straight edge isn’t a…
5 Red-Hot Ways to Spice up the Relationship With Your Drummer
By The Hard Times Staff
There is a popular misconception in the music world that drummers are always the first to lose interest in a band’s musical direction. Maybe it’s…
OPINION: I’m Pretty Sure I’m On The List Tonight
By The Hard Times Staff
Hey man, what’s going on? It’s busy in here tonight! What? Oh, yeah, I think I have my ID. I guess you have to card…
Anonymous Reveals List of More Than 1000 Alleged Posers
By Contributor
UNITED STATES – The hacktivist group known as Anonymous released a list containing the names, addresses, contact information, Spotify playlists, and parental income for more…