Hey there! How ya holding up? Can we get you anything? A drink? A full frontal lobotomy? Oh. You’re ‘good’? Fair enough. The least we…
Five Songs We Listened To This Week That ‘Ruined’ Our Valentine’s Day Dinner
While you were all picking out flowers, crafting love poems, and filling the deep and gooey pockets of Hershey and Hallmark this week, we were…
Vampire Weekend Songs Ranked By How Much Generational Wealth They Ooze
So you’ve moved out of your family home in Westchester and are starting your first undergraduate semester at Columbia in the big city. What kind…
Six Songs We’re Catching Up On After Pulling Our Phone Out of the River We Threw It Into Last Week
Goddamn, what a week, huh? If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably been spending the majority of your time since last Monday screaming at your…
25 Punk Albums Turning 25 This Year That You Listened to While Your Family Ate All That Canned Food They Stockpiled for Y2K
The Y2K bug was supposed to cause the end of the world. At least it was according to your parents’ stories of failing banks, planes…
We Honor David Lynch’s Legacy by Looking Back at 10 Scenes from his Filmography that Made Us Say “Wow, That Was Fucked Up”
Earlier this week, iconic American filmmaker David Lynch died, leaving behind an astonishingly brilliant and bizarre body of work that blends violence, romance, mystery, surrealism,…
“Malcolm In the Middle” Characters Ranked by How Good of a Punk House Roommate They Would Be
Finding the perfect punk house roommate is an imperfect process to be sure. Though it should always be implied from the Craigslist posting that the…
Five Songs We’re Listening To This Week Instead of Sticking To Our Resolutions
New year, new you, right? Wrong. You’ve spent the past week essentially maintaining your increasingly sad status quo despite several drunken proclamations to do the…
The Top Talking Heads Songs to Sing at the Mail Carrier Through Your Front Door Mail Slot
You might be a squatter, but it’s just to keep the rebellious new wave, CBGB, Lower East Side spirit alive. Squatting in houses of families…
20 Bad Brains Songs That Will Make You Forget About That One No One Wants To Talk About
The influence Bad Brains has had on the punk and hardcore scenes over the past four decades can’t be understated. And we don’t just mean…
Six Shirts From Facebook Ads That Broadcast to the World “My Kids Don’t Speak to Me Anymore”
If you’ve ever seen those hyper aggressive right wing shirts in real life, chances are whoever is wearing them only found them because their Facebook…
As the inauguration looms closer, Trump’s preliminary cabinet picks continue to stir controversy. Many view choices like RFK, Linda McMahon and noted TV quack Dr.…
Joe Rogan’s last-minute endorsement of Donald Trump came as a shock to anyone not already familiar with his “I’m not a conservative, I just conservative…
25 Punk Albums Turning 25 This Year That All Turned Out to Be Viruses When You Downloaded Them From Napster On Your Dad’s Work Computer
How has it already been 25 years since 1999? 25 years since you were a naive pre-teen who hadn’t yet experienced the joy of turning…
The Muppets have been America’s favorite go-to brand of wholesome entertainment the whole family can truly enjoy since the premier of their pilot episode “The…