Formed on Christmas Day 1975, Iron Maiden went through several years of playing a variety of pubs, often with the regulars of said pubs forming…
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We Got in an Argument About What “Metal” Is and Said Some Really Hurtful Stuff We Can’t Take Back So Here are 25 “Metal and Metal Adjacent” Albums That Turn 25 This Year
We are all getting old, and so is metal! But what is metal? That’s a great question we’re not gonna answer. While we included plenty…
Prejudice is a uniquely human trait, but we’re not content limiting our malignant biases to just our fellow man, are we? Thanks to misinformation in…
Every Song on Ceremony’s “Rohnert Park” Ranked by How Likely We Are to Hurt Ourselves When They Play It Live
Ceremony will be playing their 2010 record “Rohnert Park” from front to back for the first and last time this Saturday at a sold out…
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Ten Songs We’re Listening To This Week That Aren’t Nearly As Exciting As Ludacris’ Guest Spot In Usher’s Halftime Show
The Super Bowl is over, the confetti has been swept up, and you have nothing left to look forward to in this unforgiving winter. You…
The Top 20 Hard Seltzer Brands To Sneak Into A Funeral
Is there anything more boring than a funeral? You might as well get shitfaced while respectfully expressing your condolences. Thanks to your shitty genes, family…
Well, it’s Valentine’s Day again, and your so-called long-term relationship has run its course. You know it, they know it, all of your friends know…
When HBO’s “Tales from the Crypt” was on the air, we didn’t know how good we had it. The campy anthology horror series frequently featured…
Every “Star Trek: The Next Generation” Character Ranked by Who Would Make the Best Third
The pandemic was rough, but we came out of it with two positive things: A renewed appreciation for bingeable classic television, and a willingness to…
Ten Underrated Albums From Dischord Records You Can Talk to Ian MacKaye About When You Crash His Birthday Party
Washington, D.C.’s Dischord Records, which is often spelled incorrectly, was formed by two-fourths of seminal hardcore band Minor Threat, Ian MacKaye and Jeff Nelson, in…
Hey working stiffs, do you feel like there’s something that could make getting scheduled 2nd shifts at the factory more exciting, like working up a…
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