Jason Clemence
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LAS VEGAS – Patriot Sound Technologies unveiled their latest pedal collaboration with Five Finger Death Punch guitarist Zoltan Bathory, which…
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Joe Rumrill
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CHAGRIN FALLS, Ohio — Leftist senior citizen Cyrus Novak is reportedly under round-the-clock duress from continuously having to make sure…
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Audrey Vieira
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It’s always awkward when two girls show up in the same outfit but it’s even worse when nearly two thousand…
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Allegra Ringo
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HYANNIS, Mass. — Self-identifying liberals across the country are choosing to fight back against the draconian Supreme Court decision restricting…
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John Danek
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In my younger years, I believed that in order to change the world for the better, we had to get…
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James Knapp
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CAMP HILL, Penn. — Suburban couple George and Esme Albertson discretely removed their sweatshop-grade cardboard yard sign, which professed unwavering…
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James Knapp
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CAMP HILL, Penn. — Suburban couple George and Esme Albertson discretely removed their sweatshop-grade cardboard yard sign, which professed unwavering…
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The Hard Times Staff
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NORWELL, Mass. — Lifelong Democrat and self-proclaimed liberal activist Andy O’Hare added his name to a petition to build more…
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Zach Raffio
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ATLANTA — A terrified passenger aboard flight 1894 to Portland expressed slight relief today in noting that the creature on…
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V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — A skeleton mistaken for a seasonal decoration at a local library is suspected to be an architectural…
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