Dom Turek
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AKRON, Ohio — A pair of bathing suit bottoms were called in to pick up an off-season shift this week…
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Kyle Erf
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Your coworker Michael Banks, a 33-year-old office assistant and widely known flake, announced plans today to get…
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KC Phillips
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local DIY punk veterans the Splatz, who have been doing-it-themselves for nearly two years, now wish somebody…
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Eric Navarro
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We have a problem in this country, an unfair immigration system that forces immigrants to risk their lives sneaking across…
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Mark Roebuck
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So this is this water park you all wouldn’t shut up about, huh? This is not as amazing as you…
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Krissy Howard
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ROGERS, Ariz. -- Local drummer and admitted “problem drinker” Jason Huff reportedly “had it” with a particular box of pizza…
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Krissy Howard
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AKRON, Ohio -- After succumbing to a particularly lengthy “weak moment” last month, South Akron resident Karen Lee is reportedly…
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Courtney Baka
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WASHINGTON -- Stoners from across the country held a joint press conference last night to announce “no real plans” for…
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James Wells
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PHOENIX – Critics called into question the work ethic and energy conservation skills of hardcore band Alien 5 earlier this…
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SEATTLE - Fans of local metal band Christ Decay were unmoved Friday night by new guitarist John Hang’s uninspired, meandering…
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