Honestly, I’m not really a lovey-dovey kind of guy, but Cat Stevens looks so gosh darn adorable curled up on my lap that I just…
AKRON, Ohio — A pair of bathing suit bottoms were called in to pick up an off-season shift this week after a local woman’s underwear…
ANAHEIM, Calif. — Your coworker Michael Banks, a 33-year-old office assistant and widely known flake, announced plans today to get everything sorted out by tomorrow…
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local DIY punk veterans the Splatz, who have been doing-it-themselves for nearly two years, now wish somebody else would step in to…
So this is this water park you all wouldn’t shut up about, huh? This is not as amazing as you kids made it out to…
ROGERS, Ariz. — Local drummer and admitted “problem drinker” Jason Huff reportedly “had it” with a particular box of pizza bagels after being instructed to…
AKRON, Ohio — After succumbing to a particularly lengthy “weak moment” last month, South Akron resident Karen Lee is reportedly working hard to undo the…
WASHINGTON — Stoners from across the country held a joint press conference last night to announce “no real plans” for the future, according to the…
PHOENIX – Critics called into question the work ethic and energy conservation skills of hardcore band Alien 5 earlier this week following charges of flagrant…
BROOKLYN – After receiving what they thought was a “hook up” from an artistically inclined friend, straight edge locals Lethal Injexion have been left scrambling to…
LOS ANGELES – Residents of Los Angeles’ Silver Lake neighborhood were excited by a punk rock themed food truck’s decision to frequent the area. But despite…
Man Who Thought of It First Could Also Reportedly Do It Better
BROOKLYN, NY — Standing in the back of the room with his arms crossed, local man Adam Franklin announced to everyone within earshot that not…