Listen up, weary renters! Are you bummed over the fact that you’ll never know the joy that comes with owning…
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Ian Steffé
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Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you, though previous correspondence has remained undelivered due to complaints from the Post…
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Charles Bill
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CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Local landlord Larry McNulty was compelled to raise rent to cover the ever-rising cost of never doing…
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Jus Kaplan
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Hello! I hope now works for a quick phone call. It always feels better to talk instead of text if…
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Jennifer Donovan
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Ruh-roh! Run out of toilet paper and wonder what else you can use? Luckily, you can't afford to own a…
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James Knapp
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SETSONVILLE, Md. — A recent influx of white people who are somehow even more wealthy and entitled than the last…
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Dan Kozuh
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BALTIMORE, Md. — 23-year-old Olympic champion Erica Webb’s triumphant return home was filled with fanfare and excitement as she can’t…
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Ben Friedman
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QUEENS, N.Y. — Local man Nate McKellen was shocked to find that his landlord slapped him with a massive fine…
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Mac McCarthy
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That slumlord Frank has neglected my apartment for far too long! I've tried being reasonable with him, I've submitted all…
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Dan Bookbinder
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Sure, I’d love to have inherited a luxury building on Central Park South or a Tribeca loft instead of a…
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