Charles Bill
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April 11, 2024
There was no better fighting force than the G.I. Joes back in the 1980s. These real American heroes put their…
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Chris Bowen
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July 10, 2022
PITTSBURGH – Local crust punk Connor Thompson openly rejects the use of normal paper coffee filters and instead uses a…
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Ryan Harnedy
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June 15, 2020
WASHINGTON — Republican Party sources claimed today that they are in possession of a potentially damning episode of “Room Raiders”…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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April 28, 2020
WASHINGTON — Notable Alzheimer's awareness organization Sundown Movement officially endorsed former Vice President and Democratic nominee Joe Biden this morning,…
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DETROIT — Joe Biden was seen pacing back and forth outside a local factory today, searching for the mother fucker…
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LOS ANGELES — A confused Vice President Joe Biden announced he is dropping out of the democratic primary contest today,…
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Dan Rice
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January 24, 2020
RALEIGH, N.C. — A shirtless Senator Bernie Sanders stepped into the UFC Octagon vowing to take on all comers during…
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Patrick Coyne
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January 14, 2020
DES MOINES, Iowa — Former Vice President Joe Biden requested moments ago to perform a “physical challenge” in lieu of…
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Andy Holt
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March 20, 2019
MILWAUKEE — Local podcast fan and habitual cannabis user Harry Blinker announced this morning that he does not smoke too…
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Ashley Naftule
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January 19, 2017
Fans of the UFC have noticed Joe Rogan’s color commentary over the last year has gotten a lot more colorful,…
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