Steve Packosky
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Black metal guitarist Caleb “Grimfeast” Rajdkowski pledged his eternal soul to Jesus Christ in a bargain to…
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Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — The White House announced the debut of a non-woke version of Jesus Christ called John America, confirmed sources.…
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NEW YORK — Executives from The Big Five book publishers launched a coordinated effort to boost sales by pressuring the…
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Ben Friedman
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JERUSALEM — Archeologists from Brown University made a bombshell discovery late last week in a long-lost scripture describing Jesus being…
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Dan Rice
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I’m pretty sick and tired of all this guff I’ve been getting in the Facebook conversations I insert myself into.…
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Dustin Meadows
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I came to Vatican City to pay my respects to the all-time metal God, Ronnie James Dio, and I expected…
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Ryan Danley
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Body mods have come a long way. Once a social oddity, it is now common to see piercings and tattoos…
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Bobby Korec
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God works in mysterious ways. That's why I don’t question God’s plan for me. I merely pick and choose from…
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Jack Bravstein
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WASHINGTON — God’s only begotten son Jesus Christ is actively distancing himself and his constituents from Republicans across the globe…
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Well Christian soldiers, I guess you could call this the ultimate case of “good news, bad news.” Our savior Jesus…
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