Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Executives at Buzzfeed issued an apology today for their quiz, “Plan A Perfect Winter Day and We’ll…
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Zac Fairhall
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Listen up, snowflakes! As some of you know, my douchebag SJW singer Simon threatened to bring a new guitarist into…
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ROSSITER, Pa. — Your long-term girlfriend Lisa Sandoval found your recent Instagram activity “kinda funny” and “a little weird, if…
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Bobby Korec
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Many people will tell you that the US version of the Office GIFs are better than their UK predecessors. Those…
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Kyle Erf
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NEW YORK — Local freelance writer Dane Maxwell decided today that he will go through life experiencing a never-ending acid…
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Matt McClurg
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BOISE, Idaho — A pointless, rambling political rant posted to Facebook by local man Terry Boe this morning resulted in…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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BROOKLYN, N.Y.— Local audiophile Shelby Hastings reportedly ended a promising Tinder date prematurely last night after accepting an invite up…
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Eric Navarro
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Maintaining a full adult schedule is difficult enough. Working a job AND cleaning the house? PASS. But we all do…
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Tim Nash
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Self-described “Green Day guru” Andrew Sullivan felt heavily disrespected by Kerrang Magazine yesterday after they published an…
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Taylor Roebuck
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These days it’s no secret that self-care is of the utmost importance. Recently, there’s been a lot of talk about…
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