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RIDGEWOOD, N.Y. — Music fan Peter Brooks still can not determine if the Kapos, a punk band he recently discovered, harbors racist views, despite multiple…
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FUCK FUCK FUCK: Internet Tough Guy Also Actual Tough Guy
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