CHESTERBROOK, Pa. — Local suburbanite Tristan McNamara grew frustrated with his new Amazon Echo when it failed to recognize a niche band request, but announced…
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — 24-year-old Jonathan Warner chained himself to his Macbook Pro earlier this week to protest “everything that’s going on in the world,”…
NEW YORK — America Online, celebrating the 20th anniversary of its 1996 promotional CD-ROM, announced plans today to reissue the classic 50 Hours Free! promo…
LOS ANGELES – Gene Wilder, 83, most known for his role as an Internet meme, was confirmed dead in a Snap from his lawyer early…
ATLANTA, Ga. – Candace Singleton, the lead vocalist of local hardcore band Charmers Almanac, has been fighting back against an internet troll that has harassed…
DETROIT – After amassing a total potential tab in bids of nearly $7,000, local man Daniel Thompson realized that he is completely, utterly fucked if…
AUSTIN, Texas – News has just broke that hardcore band Built To Last will only be allowed one guest list spot to split between their…
NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Members of newly formed hardcore band “Guilty of Being White” have taken to social media to defend themselves over accusations of racism.…
Man Who Thought of It First Could Also Reportedly Do It Better
BROOKLYN, NY — Standing in the back of the room with his arms crossed, local man Adam Franklin announced to everyone within earshot that not…