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Sustainability King? This 32-Year-Old Still Uses a Spider-Man Beach Towel as His Only Towel
Did we just discover the next Greta Thunberg? This 32-year-old environmental conservation warrior is keeping his carbon footprint small by using the same Spider-Man beach…
Top 5 Feminist Icons That Also Happen to Be Cartoon Goth Girls That Make Me Horny
Now more than ever we need representation in media, especially in the female cartoon goth department. Women in cartoons are typically shown as subordinates to…
dril Becomes Conservative Icon After Accidental Retweet From @realDonaldTrump
WASHINGTON — Famed cursed twitter account @dril became a conservative icon this morning after being retweeted by President Donald Trump, in what experts say may…
All Sex Canceled
BREAKING: The beloved love-making act known as sex, widely influential on a wide variety of music genres, has been unilaterally and unconditionally canceled following reports…
Recently Deceased Punk Icon Was Kind of a Dick
LOS ANGELES – The punk world was shocked by the recent passage of Keith Splat, the lead vocalist of legendary punk band The Splatzz. Friends…