Ben Friedman
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Congratulations, you’ve managed to sneak into your nemesis’ inner sanctum (or home office). Now all that’s left to do is…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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WICHITA, Kan. — Local horror punk outfit Shattered Heirloom reportedly only writes songs about family trauma as they are influenced…
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Kathy Lynch
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LOS ANGELES — Software engineer Christina Perry pampered herself with a restorative seven-day weed and cough medicine binge to make…
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Matt McInerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Doctors across the country warned new and prospective parents that excessive use of white noise machines might…
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Doug Kolic
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ST. LOUIS, Mo. — The annual holiday gift exchange at Clarkson Valley Police Department consisted entirely of Punisher items for…
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Nathan Kamal
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Remember the Noid? In the 1980s, he ruined pizza, insofar as Domino’s can be ruined any more than it already…
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Alex Vlahov
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BOSTON — Studies conducted at MIT show that when visiting a Chipotle Mexican Grill location, the person in front of…
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Daniel Freborg
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SAN DIEGO — Local man Andrew Hannigan was disappointed after joining a cult he incorrectly assumed was centered around depraved…
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Neel Bhakta
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Local man Paul Costas disappeared after trying to tie his shoes in the midst of a…
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Lana Kim
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As someone who tends to curate playlists, I always get excited to see my end of the year Spotify Wrapped,…
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