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Patrick Crooks • November 14, 2021

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Scientists for Tesla’s robotics team have reported that recent requests from senior management indicate that they…

John Danek • October 18, 2021

PENSACOLA, Fla. — Snake trainer Trevor Bloch raises his anacondas and other snakes to not judge potential mates by physical…

John Danek • October 18, 2021

PENSACOLA, Fla. — Snake trainer Trevor Bloch raises his anacondas and other snakes to not judge potential mates by physical…

Robert Vetter • October 15, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Local goth Ophelia Hall recently began advocating for harsher prison sentences amid calls for justice reform, especially…

Dan Rice • October 6, 2021

For kids, Halloween is all about candy. For parents, it’s an opportunity to show said children that Mommy and Daddy…

Dianne Nora • September 9, 2021

NEW YORK — Compassionate Queens native Kacey Mora selflessly volunteered her time to help bathe actor and infrequent washer Jake…

Freelancer • September 6, 2021

AUSTIN, Texas — Local horny-as-hell woman Wendy Charleton fears what might happen if she were to get drunk alone with…

Peter Woods • July 26, 2021

The journey I took to finally feeling happy when I’m completely alone started with a simple problem: whenever I was…

Constantine Platanias • July 21, 2021

AVIGNON, FRANCE — A team of archeologists announced Monday the discovery of an array of prehistoric cave paintings in southern…

Nathan Kamal • July 20, 2021

Enough is enough! The American government is at a standstill. Our own seat of political power is hopelessly compromised all…

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