Ashley Naftule
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WASHINGTON — President Trump pardoned a 5-year old Bourbon Red turkey named Mikey this morning, sparking outrage amongst law enforcement…
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The Hard Times Staff
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HANSON, Mass. — Local punk Brandon Gardner will continue his annual Thanksgiving tradition of hiding from his family in his…
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Daniel Louis
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FREEHOLD, N.J. — High school junior Andy Moran gave his mother a Honey Clementine-scented Yankee Candle earlier today for Mother’s…
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Contributor
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SCRANTON, Pa. — Frontman Devin Lewis reportedly surprised his new girlfriend during a Valentine’s Day performance by gifting her one of the…
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Sari Beliak
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TUCSON, Ariz. -- Local woman Sarah Abott reportedly had a personal “modern day Hanukkah miracle” this past week when, despite…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ODENSE, Kan. -- An ugly Christmas sweater has reportedly grown up into a beautiful bathrobe, in what one lucky local…
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Jonathan Diener
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. -- While the rest of the world is out buying presents for loved ones this holiday season,…
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Sari Beliak
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DETROIT -- Local goth teen Shelly Davis announced plans to ruin her family’s Christmas card for the third year in…
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The Hard Times Staff
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FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — President elect Donald Trump announced his intention to end what he perceives as the “liberal elite War…
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The Hard Times Staff
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SAN FRANCISCO -- Friends of local punk Derek Evans report they are already fed up with his anti-Christmas rants that…
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