Robert John Scucci
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It’s an age-old question—if you had a time machine, would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler? To…
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Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — Large factions of America’s right-wing who idolize Winston Churchill were united in horror at learning that he had…
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Colleen Nerney
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BALTIMORE, Md. — Local showgoers were shocked and dismayed after witnessing punk band, The Baby Hitlers, vanish completely during their…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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So you’ve heard of folks throwing around the concept of going back in time to kill baby Hitler. It’s a…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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SEATTLE — Self-proclaimed Twitter activist Rachel Morrow claimed that if they had access to a functioning time machine they would…
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MINNEAPOLIS — Former police officer and now-convicted murderer, Derek Chauvin, is reportedly upset that the most sacred day on his…
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Dan Rice
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Well it’s 4/20 again, and all the rubes are getting stoned out of their gourds talking about how today was…
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James Knapp
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BERLIN — A group of punks and aspiring assassins traveled eighty years back in time only to fail in their…
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Issa Diao
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BRAUNAU AM INN, AUSTRIA — Fort Wayne, Ind. police officer Audrey Winnet traveled back in time last week to a…
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Joe Tilleli
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MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good…
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