Dom Turek
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ASHEVILLE, S.C. — A frontline food service worker was stripped of her hero and esteemed “essential” status after forgetting to…
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Jovian Gautama
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DENVER — Recently vaccinated McDonald’s line cook Lydia Dupree was relieved to be able to safely add layers of shimmering…
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Nathan Kamal
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HOUSTON — Famed environmental superhero and holographic android Captain Planet announced he would be accepting a position as a paid…
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Cory Cousins
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MIAMI — Famed guitar wizard Yngwie Malmsteen revealed that his biggest musical influence as a precocious axe shredder was none…
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Andres Parada
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TUCSON, Ariz. — A local sound guy’s ponytail bragged yesterday that it used to tour with the legendary metal band…
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Matt Wassung
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GOTHAM CITY — Billionaire Bruce Wayne, who recently revealed himself to be the masked vigilante known as Batman, has stepped…
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DEDHAM, Mass. — Local Star Market employee Jimmy West will no longer be applauded for his brave commitment to serving…
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Dan Rice
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When you hear the word hero, you probably think of Batman or Superman or maybe The Martian Manhunter. It’s a…
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Mark Roebuck
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PHOENIX — Overnight legend Kenny Mahoney single-handedly saved his local punk rock scene last night with a last-minute decision to…
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