SAN DIEGO — Aspiring Reddit user and avowed Blink-182 fan Stuart Brennan was flabbergasted Saturday evening as he attempted to…
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WASHINGTON — An increasing number of Americans are relying on monetized Youtube covers of Toto’s “Africa” to make ends meet…
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GENEVA — A recent report from leading vegan scientists indicates the limited supply of dairy milk alternative Oatly could lead…
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Dear Scabby: I’m really embarrassed to admit this...but I just shat a bunch of skittles out of my womanly parts.…
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Doug Francisco
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AUSTIN, Texas. — Local punk Rachel Ronson inadvertently removed both of her legs just below the knee last night while…
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Brendan Krick
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LANCASTER, Pa. — Lt. Dale Sherman was reportedly “completely bummed” to be on surveillance detail last weekend at the annual…
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Patrick Coyne
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — A small, unorganized local collection of punks, transients, and drug addicts with minimal artistic ability and motivation…
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Gary Doyle
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — A four-year-old golden retriever named Sadie is far and away the most productive member of local…
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Patrick Coyne
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PHILADELPHIA — Local woman Juliana Azzara passed the four hours waiting for her train last night by asking a man…
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Tom Peters
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AMHERST, Mass. — Local resident Minkont Cranford stunned his roommates yesterday with his acquisition of an oversized, bulky organ, discovered…
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