We’ve all been in this situation: the luxurious cruise ship on which you were traveling for some well-earned relaxation time in Mallorca crashed into a…
CRANFORD, N.J. — Local actuary Ken Dorfinger showed amazing self-restraint by leaving a significantly large piece of chicken as the last bite of his meal,…
I love this country. I bleed red, white and blue. I believe in the ideals laid out by the forefathers of this nation. I am…
CHICAGO — New IT support person, and self-proclaimed punk, Alex Holden is causing frustrations with fellow employees at Hawthorne Inc. by suggesting they punch their…
If you like your electric guitar-oriented instrumental rock with a side helping of dense orchestral arrangements and sizzling crescendos and ominous field recordings, garnished with…
“Futurama” is the ultimate adult cartoon. Sometimes childish humor written by a team of comedy writers with multiple masters and PhDs between them, and the…
PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Andrew Snee recently spent an entire weekend binge-watching well-known crime drama “Law and Order: SVU” free of the guilt of cheering…
You. Yeah, you. You think you’re a badass huh. Well, here’s some news for you Walter Kronkite. You’re not. But you know who is a…
“Breaking Bad,” along with “The Sopranos” and “The Wire” in the 2000s and early 2010s, defined the golden age of television, and while many have…
As the hole in the crotch grows larger than each leg hole, my wife begs me to buy a new pair of Hanes! First of…
LOS ANGELES — Brett Wilson, one of millions of uninsured Americans, became concerned that he may not be able to get a duet from a…
Since the ‘70s Jim Henson’s muppets have delighted fans of all ages and become one of the most enduring and beloved institutions in the entertainment…
There’s always a lot of talk about how 1994 was the year of punk with all the mainstream success of bands like Green Day, The…
So I was reading the newspaper today and I couldn’t help but think, what’s the deal with airline whistleblowers being found with their brains blown…
“Trailer Park Boys” is a cultural classic in Canada. Zany antics, good dope, and holy fuck the boys. A motley crew of colorful, degenerate characters…