Michael De Toffoli
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January 9, 2020
BERKELEY, Calif. — Traveling gutter punk-turned inspirational teacher Marcus “Guru Hoagie” Sanders is directing followers worldwide to treat their bodies…
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Patrick Crooks
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January 9, 2020
WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Local man Brian Davis was shocked and surprised yet again last night that Backslide, the bar…
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John Dixon
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January 9, 2020
DAYTON, Ohio — Local 38-year-old scenester James Adkins is bemoaning to anyone who will listen that up-and-coming emo kids are…
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Kyle Erf
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January 8, 2020
PHILADELPHIA — Your friend Bella Dubois is reportedly now back with her old band The New Babies, leaving you feeling…
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Ted Pillow
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January 8, 2020
DOVER, N.H. — Your coworker, accounts manager Randy Ferguson, has no idea that he is your mortal enemy in a…
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Dan Kozuh
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January 8, 2020
GENEVA, Ill. — Local man and self-described electronic leash cutter Lucas Roberts is now on a door-to-door journey to tell…
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Lauren Lavín
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January 7, 2020
PITTSBURGH — Political punk band Anti-Flag surprised fans with a brand new album titled "In Oil We Trust" inspired by…
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Nick Conway
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January 7, 2020
SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local slob Brian Helmes decreed today that the T-shirt he’s worn under his hoodie for the past…
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Brendan Krick
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January 7, 2020
EUGENE, Ore. — Perpetually inconsiderate roommate Michael Chabot was thrilled yesterday to discover a giant pile of garbage in his…
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James Webster
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January 7, 2020
CARSON CITY, Nev. — Your good friend Tony Suarez will make his radio debut tonight with his punk band The…
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