Patrick Coyne
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SIOUX CITY, Iowa. — Local man Derrick Carney was mercilessly beaten within an inch of his life last night not…
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Rob Walker
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MOFFAT, Colo. — The entire local punk scene of a small town in southern Colorado is named Denise Killian, age…
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Jonah Nink
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LOS ANGELES — Following the success of “The Big Bang Theory” and its spinoff series “Young Sheldon,” CBS announced today…
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Ryan Danley
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SEATTLE — Seattle Police Lieutenant Chuck Haines is beginning to worry that his dealer may be tampering with his cocaine,…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Photographer Juliette Heartinson suggested punk band Schrodinger's Cat’s Butthole do one photo without the bass player last week…
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Coward Hour
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Coward Hour is the least-informed podcast in America. Each week, leading cowards/disgraced comedians Brendan Krick & Nik Oldershaw spiral on…
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Collin Canning
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PORTLAND, Maine — Portland Police Department Officer Grace Hutchinson somehow fully believes that people have only recently started tampering with…
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Tyler Dark
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LEXINGTON, S.C. — Forest Hills Middle School sixth grader Brynn Ruark effortlessly secured the title of “coolest kid in school”…
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Sari Beliak
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. –– Tarot reader Hannah Edwards was unsure how to tell fellow party-goer Randy Bartolo that he would…
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Tyler Dark
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Aging metal fan Donny Burton went on another tirade last night about the general state of…
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