Patrick Coyne
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Roommates Manny Hernandez and Rob McCarty spent their first weekend together laying the ground rules for their…
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Tyler Roland
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EVANSTON, Ill. — Local man Ryan Michaelson began a new ritual last October, placing $7 in his fridge each time…
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Jay Shingle
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ERIE, Pa. — Self-proclaimed grindcore aficionado Eduard Riva has vanished from the internet in recent months, as Facebook’s content flagging…
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Emma Jonas
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MORGANTOWN, W.V. — A new study conducted by researchers at West Virginia University found that toddler nose theft has dropped…
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Rebecca Acevedo
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NEW YORK — Local punk Brandon Hall listed the friend’s couch he’s been crashing on as available for rent in…
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Ryan Danley
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CHICAGO — Local data analyst Jeanie Alvarez joined his coworker for a ride in her car last week, leaving him…
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Billy Patterson
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PHILADELPHIA — Local man and stunningly handsome bassist for local indie band Onion Powder, Trevor Anderson, must be absolutely terrible…
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Meg Scanlon
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LOS ANGELES — A years-long study by scientists at UCLA has proved once and for all that drinking eight glasses…
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A. Cabbot
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WASHINGTON — Jerkhole bassist Alex Miller finally overcame his anxiety yesterday to ask why his bass guitar includes two extra…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — 40-year-old IT worker Shane Bryce realized yesterday that he can’t imagine a time in his life where…
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