Dan Kozuh
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HOMEWOOD, Ill. — First responders are attempting to reach a group of fathers that became stuck when a local man-cave…
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Rockie Wenrich
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CHICAGO — Local young couple Brandon Brentwood and Jade Long discovered that Long’s grandmother is just trying way too hard…
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Kevin Tit
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Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we look back…
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Patrick Crooks
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Scientists for Tesla’s robotics team have reported that recent requests from senior management indicate that they…
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Natalie Vinh
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SEATTLE — Local amateur groupie Sarah Pepper is reportedly horrified after accidentally sleeping with the deceased body lying behind a…
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Nathan Kamal
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local punk Randy “Dirty Randy” Lopez made a surprisingly well-thought-out and articulated case for the Chrysler PT…
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Jerrod Kingery
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According to some fans, “The Simpsons” has predicted numerous future events, including the election of Donald Trump and a tiger…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Jezebel writer Cara Olson has reportedly been ‘methodical’ and ‘giddy’ in her attempt to find something problematic…
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Tony Morse
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WASHINGTON — Fox News host Tucker Carlson used the 1981 Dead Kennedys song “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” as one of…
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James Knapp
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LONDON — American ska band Big Potatoes recently caused the worst traffic jam in UK history while attempting to incorporate…
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