Hard Seltzer Tag Archives

Tim Sheard • February 15, 2024

Is there anything more boring than a funeral? You might as well get shitfaced while respectfully expressing your condolences. Thanks…

Valley Simone • January 12, 2023

MILWAUKEE — Legendary beer brand Pabst Blue Ribbon made the bold decision to rebrand their classic lager as a bread-flavored…

Yancy Lee Crawford • May 23, 2022

Ew bro, put that White Claw down. Do you actually think that mass-produced piss water is good? Bro, wait until…

Brandon Talley • December 17, 2021

JERUSALEM — Biblical scholars were stunned by a newly discovered set of ancient scrolls that suggests Jesus not only turned…

Dan Rice • December 10, 2021

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local mother Meredith Ashby displayed a performative expression of surprise and intrigue at a neighborhood cookout yesterday…

Dan Rice • December 3, 2021

As a civil-minded person, I take a lot of pride in doing my part to keep people safe. When my…

Alec Stein • December 10, 2020

For many, the road to recovery is a long, harrowing journey down a path paved in the stones from their…

Patrick Coyne • September 5, 2019

HORSHAM, Pa. — Local uncle and baby boomer Don Waldemire added the incredibly popular, carbonated alcoholic beverage White Claw today…

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