Michael Gursky
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DENVER — Customers of local hotspot SlashCheese, a metal-themed pizza shop with a fittingly grungy exterior and blaring metal playing…
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Nathan Kamal
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Legendary rock band Weezer surprised audiences at this past weekend’s Ugly Sweater Festival when their set…
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Patrick Coyne
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HURSTBOURNE, Ky — Local technophile Dean Espinosa made yet another fucking pencil holder after needlessly blowing $10,000 on a 3D…
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Robert John Scucci
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SEATTLE — Newly engaged couple Daryl Stein and Hannah West are absolutely livid that their celebratory post got significantly less…
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Jus Kaplan
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BOSTON — Local landlord Viktor Lind used his precious time and resources to add a fresh coat of paint to…
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Khadija Hassan
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NEW YORK — Local punk Than Luethke reports that the majority of his caloric intake comes from the free wine…
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Ben Friedman
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SAN FRANCISCO — The new Metallica Masterclass program where they teach viewers how to be a band is being called…
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Nathan Kamal
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MIAMI — A small group of 19th Century time travelers is reportedly very disappointed with the lack of readily available…
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Jessica Carreiro
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IRVINE, Calif. — Giddy Zillow executives announced in a Facebook post Tuesday morning that they were the proud owners of…
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James Knapp
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DULUTH, Minn. — Professional sound technician Greg Thornton released an exasperated and rambling statement confirming that he also doesn’t understand…
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