Patrick Crooks
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Yesterday’s funeral program for recently deceased Nathan Rivard was the most fun his friends have had since…
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John Danek
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Oh yeah, I remember Skyler. God, I couldn’t stand that dude. He was always blocking me from getting into my…
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Patrick Coyne
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CLEVELAND — Local man Ryan Kaufman salvaged the majority of his unused best man speech yesterday after adding some minor…
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Patrick Lilly
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Yesterday’s funeral for beloved ska frontman Bruce Becker was strangely positive despite the somber occasion, due to…
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a…
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Liam O'Malley
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MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning…
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Nick Ortolani
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HEBRON, Ky. — Longtime Amazon fulfillment center worker Jayce Sheffield will use a combination of their accrued sick and vacation…
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Issa Diao
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TACOMA, Wash. — The funeral for moderately popular local musician Adam Klein was rather well-attended despite being held on a…
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Mark Maira
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CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Daryl Jenkins, also known by his radio persona “Ass-Boy Jenkins,” was honored with a 12 Panty-Gun…
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Dan Kozuh
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SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral…
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