Funeral Tag Archives - Page 2

Ryan Dondero • March 23, 2024

Someone has got to stop him. He keeps doing it and it’s not funny. It wasn’t funny the first time…

Tim Sheard • March 7, 2024

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Aging tricenarian Colleen Myers admitted to being surprised by the sheer amount of conversations she is having…

Tim Sheard • February 15, 2024

Is there anything more boring than a funeral? You might as well get shitfaced while respectfully expressing your condolences. Thanks…

Corey Montgomery • November 7, 2023

It finally happened, your beloved Grandfather passed away. He will be remembered for complaining about how nobody wants to work…

Alec Walker • September 30, 2023

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local community members attending a nearby funeral reported the mood of the event was a bit sour…

Patrick Crooks • September 22, 2023

TERRE HAUTE, Ind. — Nearly all of the speakers at the service for deceased punk Jeremy Wiggins reported that he’d…

Patrick Coyne • September 21, 2023

DURHAM, N.C. — Allegedly ill punk Tommy Donnelly has taken to his deathbed, which is also his roommate’s used futon,…

James Knapp • September 9, 2023

To begin with, I’d like to formally apologize to anyone I may have offended during the funeral of Lucas Hodge,…

James Knapp • July 29, 2023

Lubomir Karashenko July 15, 1976 - July 22, 2023 Lubomir Karashenko was born on a desolate stretch of Ukrainian tundra…

Chris Bowen • January 27, 2023

VESTAL, N.Y. — The funeral for local punk Jimmy Stark became a matter of sheer embarrassment when his best friend…

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