John Danek
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You’ve waited for what feels like hours. Your mouth is watering. Your nose smells the moist warmth of the starchy…
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Literally A Koala
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PHOENIX — Local couple Mia Jaquish and Timothy Sickler spiced up their relationship by hanging a mirror above their bed…
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Dan Rice
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It’s been said that hunger is the greatest spice, and while that may be true, we believe that authenticity is…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Twice divorced Uncle Mike Dilmer became outraged beyond comprehension due to the mere existence of Tofurky at…
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Courtney Baka
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BETHESDA, Md. — Local resident Emily Spencer suffered through yet another flavorless meal when friend Darrien Thomas announced that he…
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Josh Klasco
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DENVER — Local man Liam Cooper announced that a peanut butter and jelly sandwich his girlfriend charitably made for him…
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Dan Rice
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When my Uber driver arrived at my home without the drink that I ordered to go with my meal, the…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Fans of the Misfits were thrilled yesterday as the original lineup of the highly influential punk band…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Local man Todd Cohen admitted that he is slowly caving to a misleading ad for the 7/11 hot…
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Neel Bhakta
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Local sad sack Jarvis Palmer recently deleted all of his social media accounts and now spends most…
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