WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance can barely conceal his excitement at the prospect of getting “Two whole Christmases!” this…
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Matt Husser
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CHICAGO — Local residents are reportedly hunkering down and preparing for the worst after Dave Matthews Band’s private jet was…
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LOS ANGELES — Actor Mark Wahlberg believes the off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot who tried to take down a plane mid-flight…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES — Bad Religion frontman and former atheist Greg Graffin promised God that he would change his band’s name…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local bar fly Brock Cooper accomplished the impossible after he tumbled down five full flights of stairs…
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Kevin Tit
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After almost two decades of helping to shape and define Hardcore music in Canada, as well as the rest of…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — A passenger on American Airlines Flight 3077 was reportedly concerned whether he was allowed to lower his mask…
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Patrick Crooks
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SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered…
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Steven Kowalski
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MINNEAPOLIS — Bassist and Delta Airlines pilot Chris Hamming swore today he had no idea how, minutes before his Boeing…
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The Hard Times Staff
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CHICAGO — A beloved crust punk belonging to the Donovan family died last night on a United Airlines flight from…
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