Taylor Roebuck
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LANSING, Mich. — 14-year-old goth Sarah Marpa suffered a series of horrendous nightmares after watching lighthearted rom-com “The Wedding Singer”…
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Erin McLaughlin
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local man Gabriel Danforth is plagued with uncertainty about whether his 13-month-old Skullcandy headphones are broken after…
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Zac Lux
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FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. — Aging punk and generally anxious person in a Misfits T-shirt Hollie Wallace parked super far away from…
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Kevin Tit
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LORTON, Va. — Local man Devin Caulfield is now in his 11th year of attempting to explain his Screeching Weasel…
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Ben Friedman
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The shower is one of the last refuges in modern society. Only within that 2x4 foot space can you shut…
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Tom Peters
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Helmet, body armor, shield, baton: All elements of a police officer’s tactical uniform designed to intimidate and strike fear into…
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Chris Jones
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WASHINGTON — The recently added census question, “What is your darkest fear?” has sparked confusion amongst citizens filling out the…
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Patrick Crooks
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Once in a while, a brilliant actor comes along that redefines the practice in ways that the ancient Greeks could…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NEW YORK — Local woman Angela Lefler experienced an unending cycle of self-loathing and regret last night after her post-date…
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