Chandler Dean
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July 27, 2020
ATLANTA — According to several users of file downloading services and illegal streaming sites, an advertisement featuring a buxom CGI…
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The Hard Times Staff
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February 11, 2020
DOVER, N.H. — Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez was seen painting a fake tunnel onto the side of a…
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KC Phillips
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January 10, 2020
JANESVILLE, Wis. — An alarming analysis of several of Burger King’s new Impossible Whopper sandwiches has found that the popular…
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Mark Roebuck
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September 25, 2019
CHESANING, Mich. — A sandwich bag containing approximately four grams of oregano was successfully sold to a group of middle…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Following years of research and development, the average vegan ass is approaching a similar taste and texture…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Following years of research and development, the average vegan ass is approaching a similar taste and texture…
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Jesse Irvin
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May 24, 2018
Recently Stacey posted that she is about to purge her friends list and only the REAL people who ACTUALLY care…
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Taylor Roebuck
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April 11, 2018
I’m so tired of hearing people say that professional wrestling is fake. These men and women put their blood, sweat,…
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Steven Porfiri
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April 5, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Recent labor statistics show the number of gatekeeper positions available in the United States dropped 30% between…
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Eric Navarro
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December 15, 2016
NEW YORK -- An astoundingly inauthentic Brooklyn resident was prescribed equally inauthentic glasses earlier this week, finally receiving the prescription…
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