Nick Brandt
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April 18, 2026
AUSTIN, Texas — Tesla Inc. is reportedly manufacturing their vehicles to drive intentionally in motorists’ field-of-view blind spots, confirmed frustrated…
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Matt Husser
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July 13, 2025
WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance was reportedly left sitting on the curb for several hours today after President Trump…
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Steve Packosky
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July 12, 2025
Move over, cuck! You’re wrong for assuming you’d receive the same courtesy you show to others, because around here, I…
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Dan Rice
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December 13, 2024
Let’s all take a moment to play the world’s smallest violin for first-gen Tesla owners. On the one hand they…
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Jus Kaplan
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July 8, 2024
PORTLAND, Ore.—Sage Copeland, who has never driven a day in his life, is adamant that his automobile abstinence is an…
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Ben Friedman
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February 21, 2024
Pardon me, sir! Yeah I’m talking to you pal, roll your damn window down. I couldn’t help but notice you…
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Jose Balderas
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January 7, 2024
LOS ANGELES — Local self-described “elder emo” Jasper Berkeley, 37, turned down the volume to his car stereo playing Taking…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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November 30, 2023
An automobile isn’t fit for the road unless it has a CD player or Discman with a cassette tape adapter–which…
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Kathy Lynch
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September 22, 2023
OAKLAND – A recent Journal of Musicology paper titled ‘Slow Rides and Fast Cars: The Sound of Reckless Driving’ concluded…
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Matt Kennedy
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August 25, 2023
If I’ve learned anything from listening to hours upon hours of Jaden Smith’s Podcast Business Of Hype, it’s that only…
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