Bobby Korec
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PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Local inebriated man Kevin Donaghue drank a few sips of water before bed moments ago in an…
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Tyler Dark
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LOS ANGELES — Nü-metal darlings Limp Bizkit have worked with a local distillery to release their own exclusive, officially-licenced Chocolate…
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Rick Homuth
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CHICAGO — Local straight edge man Rodney Palmer woke up mortified this morning after realizing he’d broken edge while blackout…
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LOS ANGELES — Local woman Mattie Foster, known for her drunken outbursts at shows, is now simply loud and wasted…
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Claire Brown
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PASADENA, Calif. — Classmates turned and stared expectantly yesterday at high school student and local punk Samuel “The Cat” Chesters…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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CHICAGO — FBI agents arrested several individuals last night connected to a nationwide drink ticket counterfeiting ring, concluding a year-long,…
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Kyle Erf
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LOS ANGELES — A vintage ’70s-era McIntosh MC2100 tube amplifier, as well as several other priceless pieces of music gear…
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Ashley Naftule
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- After a decade of constant touring, indie rock trio Thanks for the Manatees finally cashed in the…
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Ashley Naftule
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CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar has started testing a new addition to his Cabo…
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PORTLAND, Ore. -- David Hendershot, the friend who has bragged about his homemade kombucha for the past three months, finally…
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