Tim Sheard
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Is there anything more boring than a funeral? You might as well get shitfaced while respectfully expressing your condolences. Thanks…
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James Knapp
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Elder millennial Thomas Sharpe is reportedly in “critical and deteriorating condition” after erroneously believing that his haggard…
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Reuben Blanchard
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SIMSBURY, Conn. — Local NFT enthusiast Harris Woods was dumbstruck at a Chili’s on Saturday night when after years of…
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Robert John Scucci
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They say that home is where you make it, and when I found out that my favorite hometown watering hole…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local bartender Zack Kenton, 28, reportedly used the same three adjectives to describe at least seventeen of…
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Dan Kozuh
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It is the time of year again when my company forces all of its employees to congregate in a cramped…
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Alec Walker
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SALT LAKE CITY — Local Metal Singer Caleb Blackburn recently found that the secret to honing his screaming skills is…
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Colleen Nerney
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BLACK ROCK DESERT, Nev. – Burning Man festival attendee Joshua Lewis recently died onsite due to his utter paranoia that…
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Valley Simone
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MILWAUKEE — Legendary beer brand Pabst Blue Ribbon made the bold decision to rebrand their classic lager as a bread-flavored…
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Doug Kolic
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I guess it’s asking too much to have a nice quiet meal with my family at this restaurant without being…
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