Liam O'Malley
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April 25, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recommended Americans inject hit 2004 anime Bleach into their veins in order to prevent the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 28, 2020
ATLANTA — Musician, comedian, and actor Donald Glover released a vaccine he created for COVID-19 on his website donaldpresentsthecure.com at…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 14, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is being attacked by prominent Democrats today after he claimed he found Mew under a…
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Michael Palladino
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August 3, 2017
LOS ANGELES — Controversial KISS frontman Gene Simmons announced earlier today that, effective immediately, transgender people will be banned from…
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Tim Sheard
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February 17, 2017
WASHINGTON — Following yet another contentious press conference, the White House criticized media outlets across the nation earlier today for…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 15, 2016
FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — President elect Donald Trump announced his intention to end what he perceives as the “liberal elite War…
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Mark Roebuck
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November 29, 2016
WASHINGTON -- The U.S. President-elect’s series of controversial cabinet appointments continued today, as Donald J. Trump appointed Mike Stanton, your…
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SAN FRANCISCO -- A chilling case of voter suppression was reported today, as Jello Biafra ran out of room for the lengthy…
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Mike Civins
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November 8, 2016
NEW YORK - Pending the outcome of Tuesday’s election, Staten Island resident and local hothead Kevin Esposito vowed to move…
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LONDON - Julian Assange, the Wikileaks founder and internet outlaw who has been confined to the Ecuadorian embassy in London…
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