John Danek
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NEW YORK — The ASPCA announced that adoptions have increased over 600% after switching their long-standing advertising music from Sarah…
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Chris Bratton
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CHICAGO — A local doggy daycare center went berserk after the Smashing Pumpkins lyric “wanna go for a ride” from…
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LOS ANGELES — Local woman Carmen Montozo admitted to knowing intimate details about each dog in her neighborhood while failing…
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Dan Rice
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Prejudice is a uniquely human trait, but we’re not content limiting our malignant biases to just our fellow man, are…
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B.S. Mitchell
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NEW YORK – The 20th annual Puppy Bowl is expected to open with an elaborate fireworks display which has many…
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Ben Friedman
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Current occupants of notorious punk house Shitshow Chateau revealed that their resident pitbull Hammer is the only…
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Jordan Liffengren
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk dog Rex Pistols reportedly refuses to eat anything but Doc Martens boots, puzzled sources confirmed.…
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Patrick Coyne
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LONDON — King Charles recently decided enough time has finally passed to have the Queen’s beloved corgis formally executed in…
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Nathan Kamal
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Dogs aren't just man's best friend: canines are the Almighty's most favored species by a goddamn mile. Alone among all…
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Jessica Lillian
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PHILADELPHIA — Local rock band Royale Slats played an afternoon set at Parsleybrick Beer Garden to a crowd containing more…
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