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Trump Deviates From Debate To Deliver Tangent About “The Late Great Darth Vader” And His “Wonderful Empire”

September 10, 2024

PHILADELPHIA — Former President Trump deviated from his prepared talking points to pay tribute to Darth Vader and the countless…

Food Review: Heartiness Of Pretzel Baconator Unable To Satiate Existential Malaise

March 2, 2024

Since 2007, the Baconator has been a universal staple on Wendy’s menus around the world. More recently, in late 2023,…

2024 Puppy Bowl To Open With Ill-Conceived Firework Show

February 11, 2024

NEW YORK – The 20th annual Puppy Bowl is expected to open with an elaborate fireworks display which has many…