Heather Cook
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NEW YORK — Local depressive Naomi Roman was teetering on the brink of mental collapse Thursday morning until her suicidal…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Local therapist Dr. Dana Therenspoon gave their patient exactly one month to live during a routine check-in,…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Highly sought-after emotional support golden retriever Dr. Buttons Wigglesworth was reportedly not accepting new patients due to unusually…
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Bobby Korec
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Depression is brutal. Many of us try to fight it by exercising, meditating, or even going to extreme measures like…
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Ryan Danley
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PHOENIX — Local punk and licensed therapist Dr. Tim “Roach” Rochestky, LPCC, suggested that a patient kick his square fuckhead…
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local man Trevor Good blamed his morning coffee habit for the constant nervous chatter in his…
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Andrew Murphy
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SEATTLE, WA — Internet commentators and online communities announced this morning that they are “fucking stoked” to push recently famous…
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Patrick Coyne
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First of all, I just want to say to all my friends and family, thank you for your concern. I…
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Jus Kaplan
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For most Americans, including myself, this Winter was pretty freaking bleak. Between the short, cold days, the surging pandemic, and…
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Krissy Howard
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ST. LOUIS — Local man who is living with functional depression, Dan Sousa, surprised exactly no one after it was…
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