Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Local man James Tebuto is losing confidence in himself halfway through what he’s realizing is an overwhelming order…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Aging goth Ashe Montresor is barely managing to push through their daily 170-minute ritual of applying the appropriate…
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James Howe
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PINOLE, Calif. — Emergency Medical responders arrived at the site of a psychiatric distress call late Wednesday to find Sheriff's…
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Bobby Korec
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MANHATTAN — Local heroes in a half shell The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are reportedly “totally bummed out” after rising…
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Ted Pillow
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CINCINNATI — 26-year-old punk Bobby Larson is now listing a local 7-Eleven cashier as his only emergency contact in lieu…
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Cory Cousins
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ROSWELL, Ga. — Local high school theater teacher and known eccentric, Jean St. John, is highly doubtful about pulling off…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man Nicholas Braun completely rearranged his vinyl record collection in order to achieve optimal impressiveness for his…
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Heather Cook
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NEW YORK — Masked poser Cecilia Munoz was relieved she didn’t have to pretend to know the words at a…
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NEW YORK — An animatronic werewolf located in Leona’s Halloween Store known as Harold is reportedly tired of playing things…
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Camden Brazile
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PITTSBURGH — A local bouncer at the popular nightclub Shotbar manned his post last night with the adamant mindset to…
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