Noah Dominguez
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SEATTLE — Punk web designer Priscilla Prange published a new Chrome extension that stops Google from asking if you want…
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Arielle Andreano
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WASHINGTON – Experts at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration recently claimed that depressed people will no longer have to…
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Neel Bhakta
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MILWAUKEE — Local sad sack and frequent concert attendee Jorges Henderson recently had his spirits lifted after hearing the singer…
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Kathy Lynch
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LOS ANGELES — Software engineer Christina Perry pampered herself with a restorative seven-day weed and cough medicine binge to make…
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Zachary Wolf
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PUEBLO, Colo. – Local downer Henry Bergen recently stopped going through the motions of pretending to wash his hands after…
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Chris Bowen
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St. Patrick's day is the day "everyone is Irish," and that means it's just an excuse to get shit-house wasted…
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John Danek
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DALLAS — Despondent black metal bedroom musician Dale “Vaxxix” Houlihan recently came to the sudden realization that the spiritual void…
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Neel Bhakta
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. – Singer-songwriter Elaina Driver was booed last night after audience members were disappointed that she didn’t sound as…
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John Danek
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MANCHESTER, N.H. — Amateur musician Erik Mulvaney is so depressed that he frequently sits at his synthesizer and presses keys…
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Max Barth
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PHILADELPHIA - Local man Justin Clark, who suffers from clinical depression and anxiety, inadvertently became completely shredded following months of…
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