Patrick Coyne
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JACKSON, Miss. — Loyal Smiths fan Jaden Woods is desperately pushing a conspiracy theory that the real Morrissey died decades…
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HOUSTON — A holographic version of Mick Jagger waited patiently offstage yet again at a Rolling Stones concert last night,…
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Freelancer
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You’re probably wondering why I’m fishing out on the floor foaming at the mouth and ranting in tongues. I assure…
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Patrick Coyne
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WARRINGTON, Pa. — Local man Bryan Walsh is terrified and “jumping to insane conclusions” this morning after his father, commercial…
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Patrick Coyne
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[Ed note: Leaving the Iggy Pop obit in the draft folder. Great idea to get this written up ahead of…
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Mark Roebuck
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — The unveiling of recently deceased Gerald Duncan’s will has revealed that his entire Steam backlog will be…
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Krissy Howard
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MADRID — Valeria Lopez, the oldest millennial in the world, died late last night at the age of 39 following…
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Brett McCabe
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A politician dropped dead in Des Moines Iowa Sunday night, delivering an entire community all of the feels. This feel-good…
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Krissy Howard
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JERUSALEM — Local punk and Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ is reportedly running “an hour late, 90 minutes tops, bro”…
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Krissy Howard
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JERUSALEM — Local punk and Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ is reportedly running “an hour late, 90 minutes tops, bro”…
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