Ben Friedman
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I wish I could see the looks on the faces of everyone who mocked me for believing in Greek mythology…
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Dan Rice
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Hello internet. This is martial artist Chuck Norris. You know me from films such as The Delta Force, Invasion USA,…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — U.S. President Donald Trump posted a touching tribute to the memory of American civil rights activist and Baptist…
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Steve Packosky
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HEAVEN — Brock Sterling, a recently deceased metalhead and supposed fan of legendary death metal band Deicide, found himself inexplicably…
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Matt Husser
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TACOMA, Wash. — Members of punk band The Shitbutts renewed their commitment to joining the 27 Club with a pact…
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Rob Steinberg
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HOLLAND, Mich. — A Juggalo who goes by the name Ice-Dawg awoke in the hospital after being declared legally dead…
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Zachary Wolf
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GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. — The entire population of nearby Mesa Springs was killed after a roundabout was installed in their…
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Matt Husser
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was found dead today after his fiancée Taylor Swift…
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Tim Sheard
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Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil definitely has a troubled history with driving. He came under fire in late 1984 for…
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NEW YORK — Executives at top corporate media properties Fox News and CNN promised that all of their journalists will…
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