Death Tag Archives - Page 3

Poser? All This Guy’s Friends Are Alive

Dom Turek • May 13, 2025

Being part of a subculture isn’t just about having the right look, going to the right events, or rubbing elbows…

Forward-Thinking Motorcycle Dealership Offering Discount Caskets with Each Purchase

The Hard Times Staff • May 12, 2025

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Lucky Luke’s Powersports, Southern California’s number one motorcycle dealership, announced a new package that includes huge savings…

Read More →

Dead Punk’s Scattered Ashes Poison Entire Ecosystem

Doug Kolic • April 28, 2025

OKLAHOMA CITY — Scientists announced that the ashes of a cremated punk were so toxic that it would likely poison…

Read More →

Pope Francis Dies Rather Than Spend Any More Time With JD Vance

Tim Sheard • April 21, 2025

VATICAN CITY – The Holy See Press Office announced that Pope Francis chose the calming embrace of death rather than…

Read More →

Heartbreaking: Ghost Of Elliott Smith Still Too Shy To Haunt People

Kyle Donley • April 6, 2025

As we all know by now, heaven and hell do not exist, God is a figment of our collective imagination,…

Read More →

Opinion: I’m in a Good Place Today, I Bet I Can Handle Googling Gene Hackman Death + Details

Dan Rice • March 13, 2025

Well, it’s been a long and particularly depressing winter, and it started to feel like it would never end, but…

Read More →

Ailing Man Dies Despite Several “You Got This” Reddit Comments

Tim Graham • February 11, 2025

KOKOMO, Ind. — Local man Andrew Stoltz succumbed to an illness even though he received multiple positive reassurances online, according…

Read More →

Friend Says You Can Have All Their Worthless Shit if They Die

Tim Graham • February 5, 2025

EAST PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local man Kevin Wright announced plans to leave all of his worldly possessions to his best…

Read More →

We Honor David Lynch’s Legacy by Looking Back at 10 Scenes from his Filmography that Made Us Say “Wow, That Was Fucked Up”

Jason Clemence • January 18, 2025

Earlier this week, iconic American filmmaker David Lynch died, leaving behind an astonishingly brilliant and bizarre body of work that…

Read More →

Widow Won’t Shut Up About Her Ex

Max Eckert • January 17, 2025

SHIPPENSBURG, Penn. — Local widow Claire Donnelly wouldn’t shut the hell up about her former spouse who tragically passed away…

Read More →

Stay Updated on The Latest Punk News