Christopher Nolan Accused of IMAXxing
LOS ANGELES — Longtime director Christopher Nolan was accused of a phenomenon known as “IMAXxing” by critics and peers, confirmed…
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Man Thrilled To Discover Heroin Cheaper Than His Doctor’s Co-Pay
MANTECA, Calif. — Local resident and tractor mechanic Steve Thompson was thrilled to discover a cheaper, yet highly illegal, alternative…
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Elvis Impersonator Disappointingly Dies in a Totally Normal Way
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Local Elvis impersonator James Britton reportedly passed away in a completely normal way, confirmed sources. “You know…
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Quiznos Mascots From 2004 Still Looking for Forever Home
APPLETON, Wis. — Quiznos mascots the Spongmonkeys have reportedly been looking for their forever home since the mid-2000s, confirmed sources…
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Metallica Fans Now Choosing Between Fuel, Fire, and That Which They Desire Due to Trump Economy
BARSTOW, Calif. — Metallica fans across the nation are feeling the pinch of the Trump economy and are having to…
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