Chris Bratton
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PHILADELPHIA — Locally sword enthusiast, and painfully single man, Dan Gorman admits he ‘hasn’t quite cracked the code’ of online…
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Bobby Korec
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MODESTO, Calif. — Local bachelor Lou Charksville admitted that he can’t be himself around his new exceptionally lifelike sex doll…
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Dom Turek
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PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — Local heterosexual Christine Gonzales was stumped midway through creating an online dating profile after the app asked…
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So I’ve been seeing and hearing a lot of buzz about the new loser my mom is banging and I…
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Tyler Roland
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LOS ANGELES — Local Leo Andrew Allsop is distraught after discovering that astrological differences appear to be an active threat…
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My wife and I are hopelessly in love. We share a life of laughter and growth. Our only problem? She…
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Zach Hudson
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You’re having a really good time on your date with the cute guy you met at the punk flea market.…
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Nathan Kamal
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Fleetwood Mac is one of the great bands of the rock pantheon, with hit after hit after hit stretching all…
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Zach Hudson
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NACOGDOCHES, Texas — Local 34-year-old Mark Finn was unsuccessful in his attempts to woo a woman into meeting up no-strings…
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Zach Hudson
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TRUMANSBURG, N.Y. — Local vegan James Alta announced plans to increase his number of matches on various dating platforms by…
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