PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — Local heterosexual Christine Gonzales was stumped midway through creating an online dating profile after the app asked her if she was interested…
So I’ve been seeing and hearing a lot of buzz about the new loser my mom is banging and I totally want to check him…
LOS ANGELES — Local Leo Andrew Allsop is distraught after discovering that astrological differences appear to be an active threat in his several-month relationship with…
My wife and I are hopelessly in love. We share a life of laughter and growth. Our only problem? She wants me to be more…
You’re having a really good time on your date with the cute guy you met at the punk flea market. He’s charming, funny, and you’re…
Fleetwood Mac is one of the great bands of the rock pantheon, with hit after hit after hit stretching all the way from the 1970s…
NACOGDOCHES, Texas — Local 34-year-old Mark Finn was unsuccessful in his attempts to woo a woman into meeting up no-strings for sexual intercourse by texting…
TRUMANSBURG, N.Y. — Local vegan James Alta announced plans to increase his number of matches on various dating platforms by posing with a bag of…
I know you aren’t a big fan of Dave, but this is a really long tour. He’s a great guy with a colorful sense of…
Having trouble keeping the spark alive with that special someone? You may be having a communication problem, but who gives a fuck about that when…
LAS VEGAS — Local couple Riley Flores and Sarah Murkowski are under the false impression that their constant arguing is a fun quirk of their…
VENICE BEACH, Calif. — Local hacky sack guy from the boardwalk, Randy Gallaway, is officially now dating the devil sticks guy who usually hangs around…
Okay, listen up you dirty piggies, because my wife and I are tired of all the messages we’ve been getting from all of you DUDES.…
Relationships aren’t easy. Finding the right one is hard, and it’s even harder to make sure they’re never let go. We all need that companionship…
Technology and social media makes it easier than ever to “connect” with people, but alas it would seem that conversation is a lost art yo.…