Ska Cinderella Presented With Pair of Glass Checkered Vans
LOS ANGELES – Local ska enthusiast Claudia Lopez was given a surprise pair of checkered Vans made out of glass…
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How I Quit the Apps and Started Meeting Men the Old-Fashioned Way by Playing the “Sweet Child O’ Mine” Riff Incorrectly at Guitar Center
Are you struggling to connect with modern dating? It’s been said that many people feel frustrated with the apps, and…
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Mosh Pit Significantly Less Appealing After Being Kicked Off Parent’s Health Insurance
LOS ANGELES – 26-year-old punk Max Goldstein unfortunately sustained an injury in a mosh pit immediately after being kicked off…
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New App Connects People Who Want to Lie in Bed Together Like the Grandparents From “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”
LOS ANGELES – An unusual new app called NapR is making socializing considerably easier for homebodies by connecting users who…
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Bridge Troll Challenges Punks With Riddle in Exchange for House Show Address
TROLLSTIGEN, Norway — Teenage punks Xavier Martinez and Sydney Black were shocked to discover that the address of a house…
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Nonconformist’s Battle Vest Made up of Only Sleeves
CHICAGO — Local punk and nonconformist Don Michaelson is reportedly strutting around town showing off an alternative vest that is…
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