Matt Husser
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local metalhead Trent Clayton remains hopeful that the Slayer reunion festival tour schedule didn’t conflict with his…
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Reuben Blanchard
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SIMSBURY, Conn. — Local NFT enthusiast Harris Woods was dumbstruck at a Chili’s on Saturday night when after years of…
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Trevor Graham
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I can’t believe that this keeps happening! What are the odds that another Tinder date had to leave in the…
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Colleen Nerney
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COLUMBUS, Ohio —Notoriously weird bands Primus and Puscifer announced a joint headlining show at an upcoming Unbearable Tinder Date Convention…
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Corey Montgomery
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You finally got a match on your favorite dating app. They’re cute, they seem to have their shit together, and…
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Dom Turek
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After all the years of bad first dates and bookended relationships, you finally found your twin flame. Who could have…
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Jessica Carreiro
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MESA, Ariz. — A waiter’s routine check-in interrupted Ashleigh Firio stuffing six inches of cock in her mouth during a…
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Patrick Coyne
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MINNEAPOLIS — British comedy fan Gary Snell is in shock after his date failed to pick up on his reference…
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Dan Rice
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David Sedaris is one of the most beloved and universally appreciated writers of our time. His sharp wit, powers of…
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Rumors of sexual tension between Martin’s Super Market employees Jordan Williams and Jackie Martinez were determined…
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