College kids these days can’t take a joke! Joe Rogan says so in every episode. With my eldest boy headin’…
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CINCINNATI — Your Mom is wondering if you'll be home for her annual 4th of July barbecue, or if you'll…
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Ryan Danley
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PHOENIX — Local punk and licensed therapist Dr. Tim “Roach” Rochestky, LPCC, suggested that a patient kick his square fuckhead…
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BOSTON — Local therapist Dr. Loic Middleberry attempted to reach new clients by introducing reduced-rate services for sessions focusing exclusively…
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There is no right or wrong time to say "I love you" in a relationship. That's probably why my dad…
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Patrick Coyne
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MOORESTOWN, N.J. — Local dad Henry Connor insisted he will not be comfortable hugging his 27-year-old son Griffin until they’re…
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Johnny Sparkles
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Nine Inch Nails have had a historic career. We could talk about their music for days, but I was never…
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Patrick Coyne
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BALLARD RESIDENCE — A disturbing and highly scientific new study has found that I, Gary Ballard, the extremely parched breadwinner…
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James Knapp
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Alright, so I know I’m probably gonna get some pushback on this and, honestly, I get it. I know my…
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Kevin Tit
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BLOOMINGTON, Minn. — Local dad and lifelong jock Patrick Bruckheimer is forcing his home-schooled teenage son to take showers upstairs…
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