Ben Friedman
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I am sick and tired of these corporations shamelessly screwing over the working class. Whether it be groceries, household goods,…
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Dan Rice
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Son, I will not be mailing your Christmas wishlist to the North Pole this year, please have a seat. Over…
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Preston Long
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ATLANTA — Bystanders at a recent singer-songwriter showcase were reportedly creeped out after witnessing the headliner awaiting his set watching…
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Sean Fallon
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Welp, it looks like your wife's new boyfriend is here to stay. And obviously, as long as Greg's going to…
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Stephen Bell
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Jason Kuebler has been my worst enemy for as long as I can remember. Getting bullied by him starting in…
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Zach Raffio
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ATLANTA — A terrified passenger aboard flight 1894 to Portland expressed slight relief today in noting that the creature on…
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John Danek
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By its very definition, not everyone can be an alpha male. While I choose to surround myself exclusively with fellow…
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Kevin Tit
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Thirty years ago I married the most beautiful woman in the world. I know everybody says that about their wife…
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Hard Drive Staff
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LOS ANGELES — In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old…
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Peter Casciato
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play…
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